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The Great Pet Heist by Emily Ecton
epub |eng | 2020-05-11 | Author:Emily Ecton

* * * Walt and Butterbean sat in the shadows, waiting for an empty elevator. They’d already had to pass up four because of the people inside, and Butterbean was ...
( Category: Mysteries & Detectives June 23,2020 )
The Incredibly Dead Pets of Rex Dexter by Aaron Reynolds
epub |eng | 2020-04-28 | Author:Aaron Reynolds [Reynolds, Aaron]

I stand up on the lunch table to make myself appear bigger. I am a Saint Bernard in a cafeteria full of teacup poodles. I can tell the technique is ...
( Category: Spine-Chilling Horror June 16,2020 )
Morgan Charmley by Katy Birchall
epub |eng | 1989-06-14 | Author:Katy Birchall

“Are you sure you want me to pull up here?” Mum asks, looking confused. “I can drop you much closer to the school if you like.” “This is good.” I ...
( Category: Humorous June 15,2020 )
The Pirate Who's More Terrified than Ever by Annabeth Bondor-Stone
epub |eng | 2020-01-22 | Author:Annabeth Bondor-Stone

Margo grabbed Shivers’s arm. “Shivers! The treasure chest!” Shivers gasped and reached out toward the treasure chest, but Dana swatted his hand away. “I don’t think so!” she said. “If ...
( Category: Humor June 15,2020 )
Wedgie & Gizmo vs. the Great Outdoors by Suzanne Selfors
epub |eng | 2018-07-03 | Author:Suzanne Selfors

What’s that sound? It’s coming from far away. It sounds like Furry Potato. He’s squeaking. Is something wrong? I run back to the other side of the boat. I see ...
( Category: Mice, Hamsters, Guinea Pigs & Squirrels June 15,2020 )
When I Hit the Road by Nancy J. Cavanaugh
epub |eng | 2020-01-26 | Author:Nancy J. Cavanaugh

Dear Me, Even though I was still wearing the pajama bottoms from the Glory Bound Baptist donation bin, I was feeling pretty AWESOME in my Team Road Trip shirt. The ...
( Category: Travel June 15,2020 )
We Are the Beaker Girls by Jacqueline Wilson
epub |eng | 2019-10-13 | Author:Jacqueline Wilson

‘And we pick the flowers. I take them home to my mum,’ said a girl. ‘And then next week some of the new Year Sixes are coming to help me ...
( Category: Growing Up & Facts of Life June 15,2020 )
Teeny Weenies: The Eighth Octopus by David Lubar
epub |eng | | Author:David Lubar

“Let’s get out of here!” Ileaped off my seat, grabbed Inez’s hand, and ran to the porch. “What should we do?” she asked. “Let’s just wait until Mom and Dad ...
( Category: Short Story Collections June 15,2020 )
Teeny Weenies: Fishing for Pets by David Lubar
epub, pdf |eng | | Author:David Lubar

“That’s me,” he said, flashing his famous grin. He knelt and got his ball from the cup. “Thanks for the help. I was afraid I’d go a whole game without ...
( Category: Short Story Collections June 15,2020 )
Lucky Me, Lucy McGee by Mary Amato & Jessica Meserve
epub |eng | 2020-05-04 | Author:Mary Amato & Jessica Meserve

Victoria started jumping up and down. “I’m so excited. I can’t believe it!” Mara slumped. “Sorry, Mara,” Scarlett said. “It’s not my fault. It was luck.” Scarlett swept up all ...
( Category: School June 15,2020 )
Wannabe Farms by Brian McCann & Meghan Lands
epub |eng | 2020-02-17 | Author:Brian McCann & Meghan Lands

When an animal’s hungry, when it wants to get food, it can forget to act kindly. It can start to act rude. It’s not the animal’s fault. It’s known as ...
( Category: Stories In Verse June 15,2020 )
The Last Kids on Earth: June's Wild Flight by Max Brallier & Douglas Holgate
epub |eng | 2020-04-06 | Author:Max Brallier & Douglas Holgate

I could lie here all day, I think. Good a place as any for a ten-year nap. But before I can get too comfortable, I hear Globlet’s little voice in ...
( Category: Spine-Chilling Horror June 15,2020 )
Miss Blake Is a Flake! by Dan Gutman
epub |eng | 2019-12-12 | Author:Dan Gutman

“Hey, if you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen,” barked Miss Blake. Huh? We weren’t in a kitchen. What did kitchens have to do with anything?* “I ...
( Category: Humor June 15,2020 )
The Unbelievable Oliver and the Sawed-in-Half Dads by Pseudonymous Bosch & Shane Pangburn
epub |eng | 2020-05-11 | Author:Pseudonymous Bosch & Shane Pangburn

“I thought it was because they smell like corpses,” said Oliver. “Yeah, but why do they smell like that?” asked Teenie darkly. As they watched, the gardener strode off in ...
( Category: Mysteries & Detectives June 15,2020 )
Billy Stuart in the Eye of the Cyclops by Alain M. Bergeron & Sampar
epub |eng | 2020-02-29 | Author:Alain M. Bergeron & Sampar

Between Earth and Sky “Bring it on! No, really, bring it on, raincoats!” says Yeti ,who is getting very worked up. Without a screech, the bats fly in to harass ...
( Category: Humor June 15,2020 )

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